The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0257 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0257AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0320 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0320AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0408 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0408AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0507 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0507AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0636 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0636AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.22
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1025 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1073 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1073AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1162 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1162NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1450 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1450NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1451 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1451NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1760 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1760NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1784 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1784NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1797 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1797NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1934 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1934NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2061 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2061NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.01
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2090 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2090NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.93
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2119 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2189 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2189NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2395 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2395TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2662 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2662TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2670 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2670TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2945 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2945TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3036 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3036TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3156 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3156TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3254 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3266 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3266TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.21
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.