The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0079 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0100 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0100AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0320 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0320AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0553 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0553AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.74
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0581 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0581AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0701 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0701AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0828 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0828AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1025 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1067 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1067AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1073 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1073AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1152 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1152NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.7
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1450 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1450NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1523 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1523NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1728 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1728NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1884 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1884NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1909 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1909NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1923 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1923NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.49
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2104 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2104NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2119 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2236 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2236TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2301 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2397 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2397TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2493 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2493TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2704 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2704TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2715 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2715TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2770 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2770TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2786 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2786TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2790 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#2790TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3081 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3081TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3156 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3156TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3207 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3207TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3254 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3269 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 38 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.