The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0016 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0016AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0360 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0360AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0362 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0362AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0458 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0458AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0714 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0714AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0886 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0886AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1030 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1074AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1364 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1364NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1390 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1390NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1663 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1663NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1745 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1745NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1784 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1784NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1896 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1896NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1993NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2076 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2076NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2088 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2088NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2168 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2168NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2189 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2189NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2204 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2204NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2308 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2316 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2316TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2378TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2569 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2569TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2573 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2573TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2660 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2660TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2849 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2849TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.71
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3036 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3036TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.