The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0079 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0215 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0215AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0495 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0495AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0561 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0561AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.23
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0662 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0662AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0714 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0714AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0754 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0754AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1025 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1073 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1073AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1162 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1162NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1663 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1663NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1734 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1734NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1745 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1745NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1934 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1934NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2104 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2104NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2259 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2259TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2268 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3049 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3049TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3184 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3184TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.