The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0016 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0016AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0215 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0215AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0362 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0362AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0408 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0408AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0756 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0756AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0828 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0828AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0878 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0878AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0886 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0886AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1074AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1112 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1112NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1119 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1178 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1178NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1451 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1451NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1663 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1663NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1745 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1745NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1757 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1757NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1768 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1768NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1940 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1940NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2092 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2092NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2378TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2838 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2838TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2849 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2849TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.71
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2989 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2989TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3156 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3156TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3184 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3184TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3207 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3207TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.