The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1123 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1138 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1138NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1161 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1161NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1190 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1224 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1224NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1356 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1356NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.9
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1386 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1386NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1402 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1402NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1428 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1428NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1478 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1478NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1564 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1564NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1594 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1594NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1602 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1602NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1685 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1685NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1759 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1759NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1787 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1787NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1849 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1849NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.31
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1864 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1864NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1935 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1935NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.11
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1971 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1971NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.85
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2064 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2064NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2079 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2079NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2109 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2109NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2125 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2125NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2146 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2152 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2152NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2184 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2184NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2194NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2197 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2214 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2214NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.9
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.