The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0093 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0093AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0360 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0360AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0368 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0368AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0415 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0415AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.85
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0438 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0438AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0507 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0507AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0581 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0581AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0636 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0636AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.22
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0811 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0811AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0886 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0886AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1257 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1257NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1356 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1356NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.9
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1427 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1427NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1734 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1734NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1797 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1797NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2076 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2076NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2090 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2090NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.93
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2109 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2109NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2308 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2493 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2493TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2752 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2752TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2945 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2945TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2991 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2991TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3081 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3081TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3156 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3156TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3216 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3216TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3245 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.77
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.