The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0144 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0144AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0148AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.8
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0169 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0169AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0309 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0309AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0322 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0322AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0493 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0493AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0551 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0551AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0860 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0860AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.17
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1123 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1240 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1240NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1350 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1350NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1523 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1523NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1663 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1663NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1685 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1685NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2125 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2125NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2195 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2195NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2204 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2204NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2294 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2294TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2306 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2306TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2316 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2316TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2397 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2397TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2495 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2495TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2573 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2573TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2662 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2662TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2673 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2673TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2840 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2840TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2849 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2849TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.71
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2962 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2962TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3165 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3165TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3305 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.62
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.