The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0078 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0078AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0079 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0095 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0095AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0144 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0144AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0148AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.8
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0162 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0162AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0169 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0169AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0215 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0215AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0241 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0241AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0254 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0254AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0257 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0257AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0309 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0309AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0322 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0322AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0394 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0394AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0408 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0408AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0492 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0492AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.59
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0493 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0493AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0551 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0551AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0561 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0561AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.23
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0659 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0659AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0701 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0701AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0714 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0714AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0739 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0739AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0754 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0754AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0756 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0756AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0760 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0760AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0785 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0785AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0788 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0788AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.79
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0860 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0860AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.17
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0949 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0949AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1031 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1031AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1074AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1088 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on butter
#1088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.