The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0174 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0174AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0411 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0411AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0472 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0472AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0610 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0610AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0667 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0667AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0828 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0828AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1025 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1073 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1073AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1119 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1138 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1138NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1184 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1184NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1478 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1478NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1531 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1531NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1674 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1674NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1757 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1757NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1787 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1787NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1845 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1845NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1884 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1884NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1896 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1896NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1940 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1940NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2059 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2059NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2061 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2061NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.01
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2088 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2088NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2146 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2191 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2191NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2197 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2279 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2279TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.5
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2569 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2569TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2578 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2578TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2784 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2784TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3016 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3016TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3049 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3049TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3067 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3067TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3184 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3184TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3260 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.