The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0025 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0495 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0495AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0509 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0509AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0553 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0553AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.74
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0871 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0871AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.33
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0882 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0882AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1152 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1152NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.7
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1393 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1393NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.88
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1428 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1428NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1450 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1450NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1451 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1451NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1458 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1458NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1465 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1465NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1581 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1581NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.73
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1594 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1594NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1849 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1849NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.31
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1857 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1857NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1909 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1909NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2037 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2037NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2079 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2079NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2124 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2124NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2343 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on butter
#2343TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2549 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2549TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2815 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2815TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3001 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3001TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3102 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on butter
#3102TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.74
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.