The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0095 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0095AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0169 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0169AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0394 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0394AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0458 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0458AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0561 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0561AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.23
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0659 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0659AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0714 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0714AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0785 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0785AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0949 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0949AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1350 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1350NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1462 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1462NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1531 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1531NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1581 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1581NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.73
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1592 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1592NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1594 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1594NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1661 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1661NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1685 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1685NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1725 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1725NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1728 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1728NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1759 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1759NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1857 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1857NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1924 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1924NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2104 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2104NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2107 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2107NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2214 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2214NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.9
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2259 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2259TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2294 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2294TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2301 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2573 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2573TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2715 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2715TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2770 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2770TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2962 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2962TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3120 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3120TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3155 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3155TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3178 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3178TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3204 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3204TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 43 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.