The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2268 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2294 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2294TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2296TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2301 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2306 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2306TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2316 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2316TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2378TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2495 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2495TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2546 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2546TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2570 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2570TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2704 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2704TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2705 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2705TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2715 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2715TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2737 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2737TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2800 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2800TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.16
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2840 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2840TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2845 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2845TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3112 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3112TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3184 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3184TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3204 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3204TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3254 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#3254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3305 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.62
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.