The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0025 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0152 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0152AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0254 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0254AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0320 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0320AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0368 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0368AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0626 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0626AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0754 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0754AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0949 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0949AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1000 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1000AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1088 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on butter
#1088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1224 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1224NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1623 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1623NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1722 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1722NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1797 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1797NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1864 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1864NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1881 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1881NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2076 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2076NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2119 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2194NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2214 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2214NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.9
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2255 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2611 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2611TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2792 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2792TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2983 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2983TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3067 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3067TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.