The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0195 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#0195AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0249 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0249AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0318 — a cream cat, in a green suit, on charcoal
#0318AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0327 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#0327AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.46
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0359 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0359AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.22
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0522 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0522AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.46
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0594 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0594AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0706 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0706AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0733 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0733AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0794 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#0794AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.97
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0829 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0829AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0916 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0916AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1082 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on charcoal
#1082AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1100 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1100AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1290 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1290NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1318 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1318NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.39
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1500 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on charcoal
#1500NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1575 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1575NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1600 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1600NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1619 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1619NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1620 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1620NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1824 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1824NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1970 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1970NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2239 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2239TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2290 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2290TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2319 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2413 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#2413TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2524 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2524TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2559 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2559TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2894 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2894TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2900 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on charcoal
#2900TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2952 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2952TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.29
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3162 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#3162TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3316 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#3316TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.