The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0195 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#0195AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0390 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0390AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0522 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0522AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.46
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0713 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0713AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0829 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0829AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0833 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0833AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0938 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0938AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1136 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#1136NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1197 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1197NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1267 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#1267NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1318 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1318NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.39
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2127 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2127NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2177 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2177NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2413 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#2413TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2779 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2779TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3135 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3135TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.14
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3141 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3141TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3162 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#3162TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3252 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.32
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3321 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#3321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.