The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0264 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0264AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0301 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0301AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0354 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0354AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0733 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0733AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0884 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0884AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0938 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0938AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1131 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1290 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1290NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1309 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1309NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1440 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1440NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1585 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1585NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.9
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1627 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1627NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1824 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1824NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2034 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2034NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2110NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2220 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.13
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2319 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2319TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2779 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2779TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3110 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3110TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.88
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3243 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#3243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.