The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0301 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0301AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0503 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0503AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.9
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0833 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0833AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0837 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0837AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1131 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1136 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#1136NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1217 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1309 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1309NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1367 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1367NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1416 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1416NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.79
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1557 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1557NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1873 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1873NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2095 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2095NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2220 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.13
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2272 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2272TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2452 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2452TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2779 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2779TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2868 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2868TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2997 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2997TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3141 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3141TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.