The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0075 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0075AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0224 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0224AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.81
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0249 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0249AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0538 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0538AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0686 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0686AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.28
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0706 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0706AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0916 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0916AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1100 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1100AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1203 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1203NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1566 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1566NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1646 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1646NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2036 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2036NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.25
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2206 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2206NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.54
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2250 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2443 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2443TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.72
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2699 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2699TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2701 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2701TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2796 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2796TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2894 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2894TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2951 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2951TSLA
INTERN
Rarity69.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3243 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#3243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.