The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0028 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0028AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0031 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0031AAPL
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Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0074 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0074AAPL
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Rarity53.2
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0185 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0185AAPL
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Rarity51.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0273 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0273AAPL
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Rarity46.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0326 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0326AAPL
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Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0358 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0358AAPL
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Rarity51.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0426 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0426AAPL
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Rarity48.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0442 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0442AAPL
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Rarity50.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
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Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0771 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0771AAPL
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Rarity51.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0800 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0800AAPL
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Rarity48.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0843 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0843AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1107 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1107AAPL
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Rarity42.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1180 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1180NVDA
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Rarity50.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1395 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1395NVDA
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Rarity50.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
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Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1775 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1775NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2263 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2263TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2281 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2281TSLA
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Rarity44.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2398 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2398TSLA
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Rarity51.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2722 — a white cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2722TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2746TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2889 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2889TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3090 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3090TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3113 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3113TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3259 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3259TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3300 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#3300TSLA
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Rarity44.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3314 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3314TSLA
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Rarity56.35
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.