The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0185 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0185AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0236 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0236AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0308 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0308AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0395 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0395AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0441AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0589 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0589AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.52
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0740 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0740AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0800 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0800AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0832 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0832AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1244 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1244NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1373 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#1373NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1978 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1978NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1987 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1987NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2078 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2078NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2087 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2087NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2117 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2117NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.6
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2212 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2212NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2322 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2322TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.09
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2350 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2350TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2376 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2376TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2445 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#2445TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2613 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2613TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2679TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2744 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2744TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2746TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2859 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2859TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2953 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2953TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.6
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3312 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3314 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3314TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.35
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.