The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0018 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0018AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0107 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0107AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0157 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0157AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.79
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0176 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0176AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.07
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0442 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0442AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0583 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0583AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0587 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0587AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0589 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0589AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.52
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0769 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0769AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0803 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0803AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1132 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1176 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1176NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1239 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1239NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1292 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1292NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.99
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1735 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1735NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.58
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1850 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1850NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1927 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1927NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.54
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2139 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2139NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.97
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2271 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2369 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2369TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2376 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2376TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2613 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2613TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2746TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2819 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2819TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3046 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3046TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3314 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#3314TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.35
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.