The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0028 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0028AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0150 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0150AAPL
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Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0311AAPL
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Rarity57.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0358 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0358AAPL
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Rarity51.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0395 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0395AAPL
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Rarity60.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0433 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0433AAPL
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Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0565 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0565AAPL
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Rarity62.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0751 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0751AAPL
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Rarity56.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0994 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0994AAPL
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Rarity54.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1148 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1148NVDA
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Rarity73.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1281 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1281NVDA
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Rarity61.59
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1395 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1395NVDA
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Rarity50.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1426 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1426NVDA
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Rarity47.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1432 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1432NVDA
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Rarity51.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1446 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1446NVDA
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Rarity51.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1508 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1508NVDA
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Rarity49.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
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Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1742 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1742NVDA
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Rarity57.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1823 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1823NVDA
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Rarity58.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1948 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1948NVDA
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Rarity53.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2003 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2003NVDA
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Rarity57.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2024 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2024NVDA
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Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2345 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2345TSLA
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Rarity56.74
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2416 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2416TSLA
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Rarity57.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2536 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2536TSLA
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Rarity52.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2608 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2608TSLA
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Rarity62.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2679TSLA
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Rarity54.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2825 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2825TSLA
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Rarity50.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2964 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2964TSLA
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Rarity44.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3037 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3037TSLA
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Rarity56.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3130 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3130TSLA
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Rarity49.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3212 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3212TSLA
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Rarity52.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.