The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0003 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0003AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0164 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0164AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.36
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0176 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0176AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.07
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0565 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0565AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0575 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0575AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.09
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0583 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0583AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1004 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1004AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1059 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1059AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1113 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#1113NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1237NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1241 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1241NVDA
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Rarity52.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1397 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1397NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1432 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1432NVDA
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Rarity51.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1543 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1543NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1696 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1696NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1699 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1699NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1763 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1763NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1894 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#1894NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1925 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1925NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.53
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1948 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1948NVDA
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Rarity53.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2014 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2014NVDA
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Rarity47.45
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2024 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2024NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2031 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2031NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2087 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2087NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2097 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2097NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.53
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2126 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.86
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2139 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2139NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.97
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2232 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2284 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2350 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2350TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2426 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2426TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2448 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2448TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2536 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2536TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2602 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2602TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2814 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2814TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#2986TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3054 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3054TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3224 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3235 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 42 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.