The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0157 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0157AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.79
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0348 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0348AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0775 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0775AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0928 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0928AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1115 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1115NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1132 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1156 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1156NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.45
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1426 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1426NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1618 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1618NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1763 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1763NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1764 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1764NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.05
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1815 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1815NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2097 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2097NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.53
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2602 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2602TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2819 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2819TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2825 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2825TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2847 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2847TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3099 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3099TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.93
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3169 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3169TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.