The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0164 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0164AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.36
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0236 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0236AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0589 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0589AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.52
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0775 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0775AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1059 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1059AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1115 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1115NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1142 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1142NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1430 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1430NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1599 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1599NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1761 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1761NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1776 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1776NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1908 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1908NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1927 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1927NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.54
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2013 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2013NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2024 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2024NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2180 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2180NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.33
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2207 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.32
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2232 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2345 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2345TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.74
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2398 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2398TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2739 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2739TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.14
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2744 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2744TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2825 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2825TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.38
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2939 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on hot pink
#2939TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3130 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3130TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3169 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3169TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3212 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3212TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3218 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#3218TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3224 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.