The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0007AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0018 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0018AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0028 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0028AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0196AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0395 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0395AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0844 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#0844AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0994 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0994AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1113 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#1113NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1180 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1180NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1213 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1213NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1373 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#1373NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1397 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1397NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1398 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1398NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1413 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1413NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1479 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#1479NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1748 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1748NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1771 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#1771NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1948 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1948NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2024 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2024NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2031 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2031NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2139 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2139NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.97
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2271 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2350 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2350TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2445 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#2445TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2679TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2722 — a white cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2722TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2939 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on hot pink
#2939TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#2986TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.