The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1142 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1142NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1176 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1176NVDA
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Rarity53.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1239 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1239NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1281 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1281NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.59
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1342 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1342NVDA
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Rarity59.21
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
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Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1430 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1430NVDA
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Rarity51.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1432 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1432NVDA
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Rarity51.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1508 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1508NVDA
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Rarity49.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1541 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1541NVDA
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Rarity41.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1543 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1543NVDA
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Rarity50.71
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1544 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1544NVDA
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Rarity55.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1555 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1555NVDA
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Rarity55.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1682 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1682NVDA
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Rarity57.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1696 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1696NVDA
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Rarity41.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1699 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1699NVDA
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Rarity42.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1761 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1761NVDA
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Rarity61.11
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1775 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1775NVDA
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1776 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1776NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1820 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1820NVDA
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Rarity52.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1830 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1830NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1850 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1850NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1918 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1918NVDA
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Rarity48.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1927 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1927NVDA
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Rarity64.54
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1976 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1976NVDA
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Rarity51.23
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1978 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1978NVDA
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Rarity46.37
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2003 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2003NVDA
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Rarity57.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2014 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2014NVDA
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Rarity47.45
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2078 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2078NVDA
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Rarity54.13
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2087 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2087NVDA
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Rarity43.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2117 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2117NVDA
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Rarity49.6
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2126 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2126NVDA
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Rarity45.86
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2132 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2132NVDA
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Rarity46.07
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2180 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2180NVDA
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Rarity60.33
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2207 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.32
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2212 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2212NVDA
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Rarity50.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.