The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0107 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0107AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0358 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0358AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0361 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0361AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0442 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0442AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0565 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0565AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0566 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0566AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0583 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0583AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0624 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0624AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0630 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0630AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0740 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0740AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0771 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0771AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0803 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0803AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0898 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0898AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.51
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0971 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0971AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1004 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1004AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1059 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1059AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1107 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#1107AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.