The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0023 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0023AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0054 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0054AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0246 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#0246AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0262 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#0262AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0289 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0289AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0477 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#0477AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0489 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0489AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0666 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#0666AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0807 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on mint
#0807AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0847 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#0847AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0848 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#0848AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0991 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0991AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1263 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1263NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.48
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1361 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1361NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1381 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1381NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1399 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1399NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.99
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1515 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1515NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1644 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1644NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1702 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#1702NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.51
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1851 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1851NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1855 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1855NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1870 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1870NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1876 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1876NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1969 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1969NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1996 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#1996NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2008 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2008NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2017 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2017NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2241 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2244 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2244TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.07
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2265 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2265TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2407 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2407TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2476 — a white cat, in a green suit, on mint
#2476TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2550 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2550TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2678 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2678TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3008 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#3008TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3010 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3010TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.