The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0071 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0091AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
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Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0113 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0113AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0126 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0126AAPL
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Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0138 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0138AAPL
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Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0219 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0219AAPL
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Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0242 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0242AAPL
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Rarity37.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0345 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0345AAPL
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Rarity45.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0366 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0366AAPL
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Rarity43.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0376 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0376AAPL
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Rarity40.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0387 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0387AAPL
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Rarity45.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0463 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0463AAPL
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Rarity49.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0475 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0475AAPL
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Rarity46.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0600 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0600AAPL
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Rarity43.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0601 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0601AAPL
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Rarity57.19
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0617 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0617AAPL
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Rarity50.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0732 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0732AAPL
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Rarity38.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0736 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0736AAPL
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Rarity39.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0761AAPL
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Rarity44.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0777 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0777AAPL
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Rarity54.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0885 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0885AAPL
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Rarity38.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0953 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0953AAPL
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Rarity44.5
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0955 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0955AAPL
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Rarity52.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0972 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0972AAPL
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Rarity49.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1028 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1028AAPL
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Rarity44.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1044 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1044AAPL
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Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1055 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1055AAPL
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Rarity45.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1086 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1086AAPL
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Rarity51.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1087 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1087AAPL
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Rarity34.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1187 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1187NVDA
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Rarity55.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1204NVDA
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Rarity42.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
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Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1247 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1247NVDA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1269 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1269NVDA
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Rarity48.38
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1320 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1320NVDA
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Rarity50.46
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1322 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1322NVDA
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Rarity47.65
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1324 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1324NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1383NVDA
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Rarity44.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1477 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1477NVDA
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Rarity48.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1502 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1502NVDA
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Rarity41.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1617 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1617NVDA
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1648 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1648NVDA
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Rarity47.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1669 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1669NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1732 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1732NVDA
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Rarity41.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1766 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1766NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1877 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1877NVDA
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Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1945 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1945NVDA
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Rarity59.01
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1992 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1992NVDA
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Rarity52.92
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2026 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2026NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.59
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2042 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2042NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2082 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2082NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2151 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2288 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2346 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2346TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2483 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2483TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2485TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2491 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2491TSLA
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Rarity46.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2534 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2534TSLA
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Rarity38.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.