The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0014 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0238AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0293 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0293AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0307 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0307AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0316 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0316AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0335 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0335AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0703 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0703AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1097 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1185 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1503 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1503NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.58
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1950NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1960 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1960NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2229 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2312 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2472 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2472TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2535 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2535TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2671 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2671TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2710 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#2710TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2724 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2724TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2805 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2805TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3127 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#3127TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3183 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3183TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.