The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0226 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0226AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0310 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0310AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0335 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0335AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0647 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0647AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0787 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0787AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0840 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0840AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.49
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1018 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1018AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1501 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1501NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1503 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1503NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.58
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1545 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1545NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1604 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1604NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2222 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2222NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2439 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2439TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2472 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2472TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2522 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2522TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2591 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2591TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2610 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2610TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3206 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3206TSLA
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Rarity53.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.