The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0047 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0168 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0168AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0363 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0363AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0647 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0647AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0681 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0681AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0703 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0703AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0903 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0903AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1018 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1018AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1289 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1289NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1755 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1755NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1930 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1930NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2041 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2041NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2535 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2535TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2592TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2654 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on mint
#2654TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.11
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2805 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2805TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3089TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3190 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3190TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.