The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2240 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#2240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2241 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2244 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2244TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.07
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2267 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2283 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2283TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2331 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2338 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2338TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2341 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2341TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2368 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2368TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2453TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2454 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2454TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2476 — a white cat, in a green suit, on mint
#2476TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2522 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2522TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2572 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2572TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2592TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2610 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2610TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2615 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2615TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2665 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2665TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2678 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2678TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2702 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2702TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2720 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2720TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2727 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2727TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2731 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2731TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2735 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2735TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2747 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2747TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2759 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2759TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2810 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2810TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2812 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2812TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.03
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2816TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2884 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2884TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2921 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2921TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2963TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2966 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2966TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3014 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3014TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3020 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#3020TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3038 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3038TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3139 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3139TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3190 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3190TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3213 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3213TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3268 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3322 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3322TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 45 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.