The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0020 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0020AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0047 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0238AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0262 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#0262AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0293 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0293AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0416 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0416AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0463 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0463AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0514 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0514AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0635 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0635AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.51
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0650 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0650AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0703 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0703AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0847 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#0847AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1055 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1439 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1439NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1650 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1650NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1702 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#1702NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.51
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1781 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1781NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2005 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2005NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2082 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2082NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2240 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#2240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2244 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2244TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.07
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2375 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2375TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2453TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2572 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2572TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2716 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2716TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2759 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2759TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2882 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2882TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2967 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2967TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3002 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3002TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.78
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3139 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3139TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3153 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3153TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3268 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3281 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3281TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.