The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1177 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1177NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1247 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1247NVDA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1288 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1288NVDA
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Rarity41.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1295 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1295NVDA
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Rarity44.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1368 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1368NVDA
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Rarity45.99
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1381 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1381NVDA
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Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1439 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1439NVDA
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Rarity44.62
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1650 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1650NVDA
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Rarity44.94
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
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Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1732 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1732NVDA
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Rarity41.6
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1739 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1739NVDA
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Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1805 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1805NVDA
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Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1818 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1818NVDA
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Rarity42.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1960 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1960NVDA
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Rarity41.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1969 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1969NVDA
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Rarity47.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1975 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1975NVDA
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Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2008 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2008NVDA
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Rarity49.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2042 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2042NVDA
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Rarity46.06
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2080 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2080NVDA
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Rarity51.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2149 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2149NVDA
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Rarity37.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.