The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2267 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2412 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2412TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2483 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2483TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2535 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2535TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2615 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2615TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2639 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2639TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2678 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2678TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2743 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2743TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2810 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2810TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2858 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2858TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2884 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2884TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2963TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3020 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#3020TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3031 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3031TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3151 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3151TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3268 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.