The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2265 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2265TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2331 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2439 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2439TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2454 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2454TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2472 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2472TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2476 — a white cat, in a green suit, on mint
#2476TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2555 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2555TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.36
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2572 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2572TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2610 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2610TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2702 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2702TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2716 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2716TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2735 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2735TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2747 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2747TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2758 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2758TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2807 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2807TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2812 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2812TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.03
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2872TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2966 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2966TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2967 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2967TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3030 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3030TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3167 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#3167TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3213 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3213TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.51
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.