The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0014 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0113 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0113AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0219 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0219AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0387 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0387AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0512 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0512AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0617 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0617AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0787 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0787AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0885 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0885AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0959 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0959AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0972 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0972AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1028 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1028AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1055 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1187 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1204NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1501 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1501NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1617 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1617NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1812 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1812NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2026 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2026NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.59
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2082 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2082NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2409 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2409TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2412 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2412TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2534 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2534TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2593 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2593TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2665 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2665TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2689 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2689TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2700 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2700TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.64
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2759 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2759TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2807 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2807TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2816TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3038 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3038TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3281 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3281TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.