The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0071 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0226 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0226AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0243AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0275 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0275AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0366 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0366AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0387 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0387AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0456 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0456AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0475 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0475AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0505 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0505AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0512 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0512AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0660 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0660AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.05
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0787 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0787AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0807 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on mint
#0807AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0952 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0952AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0959 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0959AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1085 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1086 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1086AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1089 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1089AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1097 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1210 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1210NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1242 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1242NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1295 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1295NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1312 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1312NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.6
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1361 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#1361NVDA
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1381 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1381NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1383NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1545 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1545NVDA
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Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1658 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1658NVDA
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Rarity52.15
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1679 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1679NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1681 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1681NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1876 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1876NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1963 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1963NVDA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2017 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2017NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2055 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2055NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2093 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2093NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2151 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2341 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2341TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2368 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2368TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2485TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2542 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2542TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2591 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2591TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2592TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2688 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2688TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2793 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2793TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2812 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2812TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.03
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2872TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3183 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3183TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 54 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.