The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2267 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2278 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2278TSLA
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Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2338 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2338TSLA
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Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2375 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2375TSLA
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Rarity43.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2381 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2381TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2471 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2471TSLA
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Rarity47.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2486 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2486TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2522 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2522TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2535 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2535TSLA
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Rarity40.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2643 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2643TSLA
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Rarity45.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2688 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2688TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2743 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2743TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2793 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2793TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2805 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2805TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2921 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2921TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2958 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2958TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2963TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2966 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2966TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3004 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3004TSLA
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Rarity48.3
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3075 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3075TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3086 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3086TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3089TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3137 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3137TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3151 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3151TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3161 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3161TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3190 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3190TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3192TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3322 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3322TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.