The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2288 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2288TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2312 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2346 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2346TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2368 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2368TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2409 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2409TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2412 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2412TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2483 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2483TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2485TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2491 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2491TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2534 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2534TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2542 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2542TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2555 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2555TSLA
INTERN
Rarity35.36
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2592TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2593 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2593TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2610 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2610TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2615 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2615TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2665 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2665TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2671 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2671TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2689 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2689TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2692 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2692TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2700 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2700TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.64
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2702 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2702TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2723 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2723TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2724 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2724TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2727 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2727TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2759 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2759TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2795 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2795TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2807 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2807TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2810 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2810TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2812 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2812TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.03
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2816TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2821 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2821TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2858 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2858TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2909 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2909TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2924 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2924TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2955 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2955TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3014 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3014TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3031 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3031TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3038 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3038TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3139 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3139TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3188 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3188TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3196 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3196TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3267 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3268 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3281 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3281TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3289 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3289TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 49 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.