The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0046 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0046AAPL

INTERN

Rarity39.51

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0299AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.34

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0404 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0404AAPL

#0417AAPL

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0692 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0692AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.67

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0716AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.37

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0768 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#0768AAPL

INTERN

Rarity43.74

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0778 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0778AAPL

INTERN

Rarity44.3

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0783 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0783AAPL

INTERN

Rarity44.46

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0801AAPL

#0867AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0962 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0962AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.17

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0986 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0986AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.52

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1012 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1012AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.57

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1034 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1034AAPL

INTERN

Rarity45.23

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1145 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#1145NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.69

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1481NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.19

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1488 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#1488NVDA

INTERN

Rarity36.03

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1593 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, on periwinkle

#1593NVDA

INTERN

Rarity40.26

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1629 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1629NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.8

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1671 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1671NVDA

#1846NVDA

#1958NVDA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2040 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2040NVDA

#2129NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2156 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2156NVDA

INTERN

Rarity42.58

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2235TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.95

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2253 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2253TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.48

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2321 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2321TSLA

INTERN

Rarity41.69

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2393 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2393TSLA

#2686TSLA

#2879TSLA

#3039TSLA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #3077 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#3077TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.41

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #3303 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#3303TSLA

INTERN

Rarity43.27

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.