The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0271 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0271AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0342 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0342AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0500 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0500AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0619 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0619AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0773 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0773AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.7
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0778 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0778AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.3
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1346 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1346NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1403 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1403NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1487 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1487NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1847 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1847NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2050 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2050NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2074 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2074NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.95
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2321 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2321TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2433 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2433TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2480 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2480TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2634 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2634TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.93
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2728TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2829 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2829TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2875TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.31
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3006 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3006TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3032 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#3032TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3208 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3208TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.