The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0115 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0115AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0237 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0237AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.9

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0406 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0406AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.42

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0417 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0417AAPL

INTERN

Rarity49.61

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0500 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0500AAPL

#0646AAPL

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0709 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle

#0709AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.09

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0755 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0755AAPL

INTERN

Rarity40.54

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0849AAPL

INTERN

Rarity37.9

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0887 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0887AAPL

INTERN

Rarity45.22

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0918AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.61

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1126NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.26

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1151NVDA

#1382NVDA

#1459NVDA

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #1583 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1583NVDA

#1839NVDA

#2073NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2330 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2330TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.47

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2469TSLA

#2634TSLA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2875TSLA

INTERN

Rarity41.31

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2879 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2879TSLA

INTERN

Rarity49.39

Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.