The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0383 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0383AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0410 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0410AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0821 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0821AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0918AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1036 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1036AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.26
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1164 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1164NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1236 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1236NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1326 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1326NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.57
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1558 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1558NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1583 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1583NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.7
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1655 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1655NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.35
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1740 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1740NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2099 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2099NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2140 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2358 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2358TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2415 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2415TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2469TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2480 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2480TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2503 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2503TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2600 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2600TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.11
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2728TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2875 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2875TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.31
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.