The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0046 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0046AAPL

INTERN

Rarity39.51

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0115 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0115AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0220AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0392 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0392AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0410 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0410AAPL

INTERN

Rarity43.36

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0500 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#0500AAPL

#0808AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0821 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0821AAPL

#0887AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1036 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1036AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.63

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1126 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1126NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.26

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1164 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1164NVDA

#1852NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1936 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1936NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2050 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2050NVDA

#2099NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2503 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2503TSLA

INTERN

Rarity41.85

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #2936 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2936TSLA

INTERN

Rarity43.48

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #3208 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#3208TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.68

Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.