The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0210 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0210AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0304 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0304AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.32
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0405 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0405AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0521 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0521AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1061 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.69
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1079 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1139 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1139NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.69
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1225 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1225NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1314 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1314NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.09
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1454 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1454NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1718 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1718NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.89
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1789 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1789NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1966 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1966NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2022 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2022NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2270 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2302 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2302TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2390 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2390TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.4
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2514 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2514TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2690 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2690TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2940 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2940TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.4
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3117 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3117TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3304 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.68
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3318 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.