The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0050AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0064 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0064AAPL

INTERN

Rarity44.68

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0165 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0165AAPL

#0180AAPL

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0192 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0192AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.73

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0783 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0783AAPL

INTERN

Rarity44.46

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #1139 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1139NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.69

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #1186 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#1186NVDA

INTERN

Rarity44.76

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1206 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1206NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1339 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1339NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.79

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1657 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1657NVDA

INTERN

Rarity40.03

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #1904 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1904NVDA

INTERN

Rarity41.44

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2022 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2022NVDA

INTERN

Rarity41.88

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2048 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle

#2048NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.14

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2210 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2210NVDA

INTERN

Rarity41.93

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #2455 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2455TSLA

#2514TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2714 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2714TSLA

#2885TSLA

#3138TSLA

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #3148 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#3148TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.